Don't Fear the Repo

With apologies to Buck Dharma...

All our code is done
One thing before we go home
Push changes to the repo
Senior devs can show you how

We can be like they are...
Come on baby... Don't fear the Repo
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Repo
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Repo
Baby I'll review your code...

Some use a centralized server
But here we just email patches
Like the kernel list
Eternally merging patches... (the kernel list)

40,000 patches every day... merging a patch...
40,000 patches every day... merging with the Repo...
Another 40,000 patches ever day... We can be like they are

Come on baby... Don't fear the Repo
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the Repo
We'll be able to fly... Don't fear the Repo
Baby I'll review your code...

To love this code is wrong
chased bugs all day long...
I felt the process was pretty sad
and the tests were pretty bad...
So I marked it WIP and then got a beer
Pushed it to the repo and my fears disappeared...

Come on baby... I had lost my fear
And I ran outside... I started to touch grass
I looked at my desk and said good-bye
I'll worry about this tomorrow
I had become like they are
I don't fear the Repo...